Thursday, 22 November 2007

Happy Turkey Day, America! -or- 1 of the reasons why you should love Miranda July

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From:
Miranda July
Date: 22 Nov 2007, 00:06

hello, for those of you who are american, you now have a holiday. there may be times during this holiday where you feel a) not as happy as you had planned on feeling, b) like ripping someone's head off, or c) fat.
this is because it is a holiday celebrating genocide.
there may also be some moments where you feel pretty ok. this is because you don't have to go to work or school. also: the familial bond, it just won't quit.
and then there may be some times when you don't feel anything at all. try to stay with this feeling as long as possible. don't be afraid. and then, when you can't stand it any more, do a Learning To Love You More asssignment. there are three new ones up, no one has done them yet:
Assignment 67: Repair something.
Assignment 66: Make a field guide to your yard.
Assignment 64: Teach us an exercise.

all my best,
miranda

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1 comment:

cori the jew said...

i <3 miranda july. i <3 miranda july. i <3 miranda july.